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THE COFFIN 10’0 ROAD TRAIN SINGLE FIN

$550.00

Your lifestyle choices pushing you to an early grave? But you're way too cooked to take action?! No worries! Embrace your impending death on this single fin liquid tomb, or corpse out finless!

Featuring:

• EPS Core

• PE Deck with SPER sub deck compression reinforcement

• Triple stringer

• HDPE slick

• Single fin getup with hard SB fin supplied

• Finbox compatible with any market single fin

• Legrope included!

• Volume- fucking huge!

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DRAGGING (verb)

The horizontal (and vertical) act of wave-planing on a soft structure, performed with a degree of irony between 35-65%

The kind of rhetoric to put the fear of God into the savviest fiberglass warrior. Humans across the globe are casting the glass aside to DRAG into the soft eternity. They roam the underground trenches of this dystopian deep web of wave debauchery. Gathering in secret. Dragging abandoned slabs to feed their obscure addiction, recruiting those rejected by the mindless control of hard society into their flaccid underworld commune.