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Hand Drag Webbed Gloves

$29.00

Weak paddler or have problems outrunning the tube? Then look no further than the HAND DRAG 1mm Webbed Gloves! Add that extra grunt to your stroke, or double arm bar drag these badboys to maximise your time in the vortex!

Featuring:
-1mm neoprene back  
-Dragskin reptilian shapeshifter palm technology for unrivalled traction  
-Velcro Strap for a secure fit  
-Barbed wire and fire breathing skull logos to make your presence felt in any lineup  
-Tipless open fingers for sensitivity and absolute discerning dero awareness

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DRAGGING (verb)

The horizontal (and vertical) act of wave-planing on a soft structure, performed with a degree of irony between 35-65%

The kind of rhetoric to put the fear of God into the savviest fiberglass warrior. Humans across the globe are casting the glass aside to DRAG into the soft eternity. They roam the underground trenches of this dystopian deep web of wave debauchery. Gathering in secret. Dragging abandoned slabs to feed their obscure addiction, recruiting those rejected by the mindless control of hard society into their flaccid underworld commune.